Ode to Black Friday

Whoop-ty-doo
 
 I saved a few.
 
 But now my face
 
 Is black and blue.

But it was surely
 
 A worthy cause;
 
 I didn't hesitate,
 
 I did not pause.

I braved the hordes,
 
 I fought the crowds.
 
 Hindered best deals
 
 I could not allow.

I got there early,
 
 I stayed out late.
 
 It was so worth
 
 This China plate :/

I helped the market,
 
 I helped the stores
 
 And same time next year
 
 I'll be back for more.

So if you're strapped;
 
 Running out of cash,
 
 Might I suggest
 
 You make your dash

To the nearest Best Buy
 
 Or the closest Walmart.
 
 Just don't get trampled
 
 Or ripped apart.

You can save money;
 
 You can save face.
 
 If you pay full price
 
 Well that's a disgrace.

So join me now
 
 Or maybe last night...
 
 Black Friday's not just tradition,
 
 But it's your right.

Now, all you desperate shoppers out there...
 
 Get some 😂